Will Kunkel's Vague Universe » Musings

I want to be Arthur Kade to the bald and beefy.

kunk — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 17:59:22 +0000

Is a high bar, but I will try.

The worst of the 80s relics

kunk — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 15:07:31 +0000

IMO, airbrushed jackets are one of the most horrific and glorious relics of the 80s. Look at these goddamned things. I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t thinking about a KUNK painted jean jacket.

A big f%$#@g help…not so much.

kunk — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 18:55:17 +0000

So, we bought our house at the height of the market. Our fault, admittedly. I am trying to get a loan modification. I have called 7-10 times. I have faxed/emailed/provided my P & L 3 times. It’s been lost 3 times. Last time they actually received it and confirmed it 5 days later, the statute had run out on the request so I had to re-submit. Not our fault. The bottom line is be rich or rent. I hope this helps.

Fatherhood

kunk — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 17:49:11 +0000

I never knew my father. At all. When I had my first child, I was scared shitless, because A) I never knew my father, B) the vast majority of male “role models” (Uncle Ken notwithstanding) called me fat, a homo, a pussy or some combination of those things, and C) we had no money.

Has honestly turned out to be the greatest joy of my life. The kids are each unique, exasperating, wonderful, frustrating, demanding and adorable.

This post really has no point I guess. Fuck you dad.

Inspiration

kunk — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 17:46:03 +0000

Even my cold, dead heart is warmed by a few things, people, etc.

Things I hate

kunk — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 17:39:04 +0000

Traffic
Lateness
Country Music
Collection calls-Jesus H. Christ, I’ll pay you when I can. Shit.

This will look better soon, I promise

kunk — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 17:13:21 +0000

Still figuring the ins and outs.

Things I don’t understand

kunk — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 16:39:54 +0000

There are many. Here are just a few:

Cosplay

Bike messengers

Golf

Competitive hackey sack, frisbee, etc.

Ethiopian food

Crossfit